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Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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If you like your laughs lewd and your insults explicit, Frog Sack is for you. Recorded live on Rodney's final live comedy tour of Australia, Frog Sack is packed with absolute shockers and, of course, that trademark nasty laugh.
Hecklers and a whole bunch of others get it in the neck on this collection of 23 outrageous stories like Incompetence during surgical procedure causes relocation of genitals. He was once arrested by Queensland Police officers who didn't take too kindly to being made fun of and you can imagine other people will want to do the same when they hear this latest pearler!
How rude is he? Bloody rude so this one's not for the easily offended, that's for sure!
01 Heckler Strangles Mates Knob in an Anal Noose 2:00
02 Rude Compares His Willy to Windsock at Airport Hanging Limply in Breeze 1:28
03 Doctor Gaffers a Tiny Camera to His Own Appendage for Patient's Rectal 2:2604 Heckler Has a Tattoo of an Anus on His Fist 1:25
05 Incompetence During Surgical Procedure Causes Relocation of Genitals 1:34
06 The Reason Servos Keep Toilets Locked, Is So Cleaners Can't Get In 1:01
07 Heckler Gets Outsmarted by His Own Girlfriend 2:35
08 Ex-Wife Tries to Push Rude off Echo Point and Stab Him with a Star Peg 2:02
09 Rude's Grandfather Meets Vietnamese Girl Named Mifuk 1:02
10 Rude Is Nicknamed Tiger Woods 'Cause He Goes the Growl on a Heckler's M 1:23
11 Dog Rejects Heckler at Buck's Night 1:04
12 Rude Claims That Women Make Him Feel Like a Furry Little Fruit Bat 0:58
13 Rude Claims That All Hecklers Shave Each Others Balls 0:49
14 Charles Merton-Lickett, Stuart Diver and Harry Muff Create Law Firm Cal 1:27
15 Rude's New Son Darren Runs Eagle Boys Pizza Shop in Kurri Kurri 1:55
16 Homeless Bloke Takes a Dump in Open Police Crusier Window 1:25
17 Peter Allen's Taxidermist Inserts Antique Slide Whistle in Peter Allen' 2:50
18 Rude's Uncle Ishmael Polished Toe of Cowboy Boot on the Ring Area of Fo 8:34
19 Rude's Uncle Ishmael Damages Knob in Shaving Accident 2:39
20 Rude's Grandfather Makes Hard Hats out of Dolphin's Foreheads 5:00
21 Rude Suggests That Elton Owns a Store Window Mannequin's Fist on a Stic 1:32
22 Rude Claims Safest Place in Terrorist Attack Is Local Swimming Pool, 'C 1:05
23 Ending - Rude Suggests Prime Minister Should "Do" Rude's Audience 1:05
24 Rude Claims Lady's Hairy Underarms Are Like Two Bonus Vaginas 1:05
25 Rude Claims That Lady's Vaginas Are Like a Pirate's Treasure Chest 0:18
26 Bull Rider Can't Last Eight Seconds on Lady's Bucking Arse 0:25
27 Hecklers Only Yell out When Rude Has a Mouth Full of Piss 0:21
28 Heckler Tattoos Anus on Fist So He Can Have a Pull with an Anus [2nd Ve 0:40
29 Miner Enjoys Safe Shift in Public Shaft 0:32
30 On a Scale of One to Ten, Cockabillity Versus Cuntability 0:39
31 Old Property Developer Files Parrot Through Public Wind Farm 0:35
32 Rude Suffers Confusion When Rooting Heckler Cousin 0:45
Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Rodney Rude's newest CD "Twice as Rude" would have to be his funniest in a long line of thoroughly funny RUDE CDs. I laughed from the moment I pressed play, to the moment it finished. In my opinion, no other Australian comic could boast such excellence in the field of live stand up comedy as Rodney Rude.
"Twice as Rude" is Rodney's 11th album. Some of my favourite tracks include "Rude wears jodhpurs with padded arse sewn in" and "Rude does embuggerment joke disguised as an insult". In these tracks he hangs crap on other people in true Rodney Rude form - and lets face it, what's not funny about that?! I would have to say, though, I absolutely p***ed myself in track 15 in the joke about the "Scoop" - but you'll have to get the CD yourself to understand what I'm talking about - I just couldn't do it justice!!
Rodney Rude's "Twice as Rude" provides fans with exactly what they want -- really rude, weird, and clever comedy that you can't play in front of your grandmother! Rude's new CD in my opinion shows Rodney's ongoing commitment to producing high quality products and satisfying fans with obnoxious, politically unsound, but funny-as-hell comedy. I also highly recommend "Rodney Rude Live: Vol 1" which was Rodney's first video (1984) and has just been re-released on DVD. If you are a Rude fan then you'll love this piece of classic Rude comedy.
01 Rude's Uncanny Insight Into Mars And Venus
02 Blokes Who Want To Become Eunuchs Or Pitiful Attempt By Rude To Get Lady's Underpants
03 Marcia Hines' Tit
04 Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In
05 Albino Indian's Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag
06 Humidity In Rude's Arse Crack Identical To India's Climate
07 Rude's Greek Mate Is A Necrophiliac
08 Siamese Twin's Nose Joined To His Brother's Butt Hole
09 Heckler Carves Veins In Cucumber
10 Pavarotti Breaks Toilet
11 Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler
12 Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised As An Insult
13 Rude Plays The Mouth Trumpet (musical)
14 Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube In Taxi
15 Rude Accuses McDonalds Of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them To Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop For An Olympic Bicycle Rider's Helmet
16 Hopoate Fingers Rude
17 Rude Heckles A Hunchback
18 Rude Starts To Resemble A Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards (musical)
19 Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced By Rude
20 Answer Machine Message - Uncle Jack Off On Train
21 Answer Machine Message - Ounce Of Parsley
22 Answer Machine Message - Queer Eye Gives Polish
23 Answer Machine Message - Greenies And Chain Saws
24 Answer Machine Message - Kim Beazley's Air Force Jumpsuit
25 Answer Machine Message - Fido
26 Answer Machine Message - Boss Has Sex With Stubby Holder
27 Answer Machine Message - Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig
28 Answer Machine Message - Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle
29 Answer Machine Message - Helmet In Lady's Duffel Bag
30 Answer Machine Message - Davey Crockett Hat For Mask
31 Answer Machine Message - Rodney Treblecock
32 Answer Machine Message - Long Winded Convoluted Message
33 Answer Machine Message - Goo On Pelvic Bone
34 Answer Machine Message - Erect Windsock
35 Answer Machine Message - Talcum Powder In Aerobic Suit
36 Answer Machine Message - Boris Becker's Ginger Nuts (musical)
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Rodney Rude has outdone himself with "Rude Bastard"! I have a couple of Rodney's albums and they are all rude, crude, and thoroughly funny, but this one is just outstandingly hilarious. "Rude Bastard" is, in my opinion, another completely outrageous, insensitive, and ball-tearingly funny album by Rodney Rude. I also recommend Rude's latest album "Twice as Rude". Amazon customer
01 Arse Like An Anaconda Swallowing A Piglet
02 Heckler Gets Tattoo Of A Target Round His Arsehole
03 Rude Gets Raped By Lesbians With A Hunk Of Bong Hose
04 Nimbin Can't Tell Men From The Women, May As Well Root Everyone In The Arse
05 Don't You Hate Wearing A G-string Cause Half A Turd Goes On The Floor & Half In
06 Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out Of One Side Of His Mouth Or Belmont High
07 I'm The Bloke Who Gets All The Roots Around Hexham
08 Homeless Blokes Revisited Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance On Plastic Bag Full
09 KFC Killed My Uncle
10 Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
11 McDonalds Revisited "Are You The McManager"
12 Rude Tries To Act Young & Cool By Wearing Clothes Back To Front & Sing Limericks
13 Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes Up Earlier Than You
14 Michael Jackson Dances Like A Duck On A Hotplate
15 Tom Price Miner
16 Libra Pads With Wings Also Have A Beak & Tail Feathers
17 Ya Hairy Hole
18 Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
19 Punter Sing Limericks With Rude
20 Answering Machine Messages Intro
21 Message "I Know You"
22 Message "Imbecile"
23 Message "Hornswoggler"
24 Message "Balls Caught In DVD Player"
25 Message "Dick Head"
26 Message "Psych Down"
27 Message "New Boyfriend"
28 Message "Hermaphrodite"
29 Message "Root A Welding Glove"
30 Message "I've Shot"
31 Message "Bruised Tongue"
32 Message "Office Manager"
33 Message "Piss Off"
34 Message "Arse Hairs Waxed"
35 Message "Ghost Of Sammy Sneed"
36 Message "Gee Gee Spot"
Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Rodney Rude's previous album 'More Grunt' sold in excess of 40,000 units - on Monday, 30 October (2000) Rodney unleashes his new album 'YA MUM'S BUM'! - Rodney Rude's first live recording since 1998 - Entered the National ARIA Albums Chart at # 42 - Achieved Gold Record Sales (35,000)
01 Heckler's Mum
02 Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver
03 Boy Cops
04 Afro
05 Stunted Kleptomanic
06 Famous Painted Charlie
07 Hugh Grant
08 Dickshit
09 Homeless Bloke
10 Shoehorn
11 Rubber Legged Bloke
12 Drunken Limerick
13 8 Answering Machine Messages:
Ya Mums A Turtle
Dwarf Reconing
Brass Bound Buggery Box
Golden Shower Avoidance
Captain Duck Arse And Hole
Soft Veg
All Martians Have 3 Arsholes
Rectal Antler Discomfort
Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Rodney Rude has established himself as the Australian master of R-rated comedy. Rodney Rude has been performing to sell-out shows around Australia for the past 20 years. With what seems to be endless amounts of gross-out jokes and foul humour, Rodney's latest show will feature his favourite characters Rodney Half Rude and Harry Muff. And what would a Rodney Rude show be without the limerick?
Rodney Rude will croon many laughable limericks and the audience may even have the chance to sing some of their own limericks to Rodney. 'Abe Lincoln, John the Baptist and Bill Gates. I have a whole book of limericks from the Dalai Lama,' Rude said.
01 Live At Di Di's 01
02 Live At Di Di's 02
03 Live At Di Di's 03
04 Live At Di Di's 04
05 Live At Di Di's 05
06 Live At Di Di's 06
Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Australia is careful to present a specific side of itself to the world through its media -- a nation of friendly and gregarious characters who are only a little rough around the edges. There's another side to that coin, though, and that's why a comedian and musician like Rodney Rude, who never receives radio airplay and is no longer allowed on television, is capable of selling millions of albums and watching everything he releases climb to the Top 20 of the charts. The lowest-common-denominator appeal of his offensive jokes, catch phrases, and trademark high-pitched machine-gun laugh is more than a little rough around the edges, but it accurately represents the tastes of a large demographic, particularly within the country's rural areas. Rude was born in Bathurst as Rodney Keft. By the time he was 16, he was a member of several bands that toured the showgrounds of north Queensland -- an area jokingly called "the Deep North" by Australians. His membership in bands never lasted long, as he was unable to resist the temptation to change song lyrics in ways he found amusing, which invariably meant making them crude. After being kicked out of every band he was in, he discovered his niche as a solo performer and comedian, leaving Australia to tour the North American comedy circuits and build the Rodney Rude persona. After years of performing, much of which he diligently recorded for future release, in 1981 he returned to Australia to be the host of Sydney's first standup comedy venue, the Sydney Comedy Store. His first album of live material, I Hate That, named after one of his catch phrases, surprised everyone by reaching number one on the album charts and eventually achieving triple platinum status. Impressive sales would follow every subsequent release of his prolific career. Not everyone was a fan, however. In Queensland he earned the enmity of the state's premier, Joh Bjelke-Petersen, after joking that his sexual fantasy was to be flogged by Mrs. Bjelke-Petersen with a bag full of her homemade scones. While performing at the state's capital, Brisbane, in 1988 he was arrested for obscenity. In response he released the album Not Guilty, in which he refers to flathead fish as, "the Brisbane policeman fish." While touring on the back of his release Ya Mum's Bum (Top Ten in the charts, platinum sales) in 2001 he suffered a motorbike accident that required reconstructive surgery on his knee. This interfered with his performing, rendering him incapable of the segment in which he impersonates a midget, and he considered retirement. After receiving constant demands from his fans, he returned to the stage in 2004. Three years later he released the album Frog Sack and announced his final tour and his intent to retire to his rural property in Illawara to spend time with his family, indulging in his love of poetry and tractors. ~Allmusic
01 I'll Tell Ya What I'll Do Tonight
02 Sperm Service
03 I Saw Ya Nipple
04 Grandfather
05 Everyones Got Books Coming Out
06 Rodney's Quick Mouth
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01 Bring Spare Undies 16:55
02 You'll Piss Yourself 16:28
Rodney Rude
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Rodney Malcolm Keft
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Rodney Rude is an Australian 'blue' stand-up comedian, poet and writer. He is infamous for his bawdy humour. He has released 12 albums and 5 videos throughout his long career, all of which are distributed by EMI Music Australia. To date, Rodney has sold well in excess of 3 million CDs videos and DVDs. Rodney has also been nominated for 6 ARIA awards for Best Comedy Release for almost every album he has released. ~Wikipedia
Rude Rides Again is an Australian comedy album, performed by Rodney Rude and released in 1986. The album was recorded in front of a live audience at the Gold Coast.
Side 1 Funny
Side 2 Piss Funny
If you like your laughs lewd and your insults explicit, Frog Sack is for you. Recorded live on Rodney's final live comedy tour of Australia, Frog Sack is packed with absolute shockers and, of course, that trademark nasty laugh.
