Various Artists - Best Of Comic Relief III 1989

Robin Williams	Robin McLaurin Williams	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Jul 21 1951 -	Official Site	Wikipedia

Billy Crystal	William Edward Crystal	New York City, New York USA
Mar 14 1948 -	Official Site	Wikipedia

Garry Shandling, Elayne Boosler, Richard Lewis, Arsenio Hall, Rick Ducommun, Paul Reiser, Steven Wright, Paul Rodriguez, Paula Poundstone, Louie Anderson	Birth name	Birthplace
Born/Died	Official Site	Wikipedia

01 Garry Shandling

02 Elayne Boosler

03 Richard Lewis

04 Arsenio Hall

05 Rick Ducommun

06 Paul Reiser

07 Steven Wright

08 Paul Rodriguez

09 Paula Poundstone

10 Louie Anderson

11 Robin Williams

12 Billy Crystal

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Thanks Dr Forrest's Cheeze Factory!
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Steven Wright - Live In '85

Steven Wright	Steven Alexander Wright	Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
Dec 06 1955 -	Official Site	Wikipedia

Steven Wright is one of the greatest comedians, and the greatest deadpan comedian ever. His style is so unique and timeless, that no matter how much time has passed, his jokes will still be as fresh and as funny as ever. Anyone who doesn't laugh at Steven Wright's deadpan type of humor, is humorless themself. Source IMDB

01 Soundtrack

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	Stand-up
Enjoy!

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Steven Wright - I Still Have A Pony 2007

01 Quote
02 I Met This Woman
03 Store
04 Camera
05 Kitten Song
06 Twin
07 Monopoly
08 Hitchhiker
09 Planetarium
10 My Grandfather
11 Shopping Carts
12 Mumble Song
13 Friends of Mine Song

Steven Wright, Part II

"Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he'd just pull out a quarter?"
"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
"My theory of evolution, is that Darwin was adopted."
"24-hour banking? I haven't got time for that."
"I went to a store that had a sign that said 'Open 24 Hours' and it was closed. I asked the manager 'Why are you closing? It says you're open 24 hours.' He said 'Not in a row.'"
"So I'm driving along, being real careful 'cos its an old car and I installed my own airbags, I got an old bean bag chair, some laughing gas and a compressor, so if I hit the accident just right I'll be floating up in the air laughing hysterically"
"So I said to the hitchhiker 'what do you do?' He said 'I'm a student'. I said 'a student of what?' He said he was studying journalism and photography, so I said 'that's funny, I'm actually writing a short story about a photographer who went completely insane trying to take a close up photo of the horizon.'"
"You know when someone reads a letter in the movies and you always hear what's written in the voice of the person who wrote the letter? Yeah, that kills me. In fact I get the same thing with menus."
"I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said "heaven", so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy.
"I'd like to do my imitation of bowling. (Drags the microphone across the stage floor, then whips it upwards.) Gutter. It took me a year and a half to write that. I didn't know how to word it.
"This next song doesn't go 'something' like this; it goes 'exactly' like this."
 

Review by David Jeffries

Steven Wright, One of my favorite comedians Part I

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."

"I'm living on a one-way dead-end street. I don't know how I ever got there."

"Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the hell is my mother gonna do?"

"I was arrested today for scalping low numbers at the deli."

"I had a skylight installed in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious."

"I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."

"I wish my first word was 'quote', so when I died I could say 'un-quote'."

"I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it."

"If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, someone's making a penny."

"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"Next week I'm gonna have an MRI to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia."

"They say you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. So I got rid of everything to see what I had."

"When I woke up, everything in my apartment had been stolen...and replaced with exact replicas."

Review by David Jeffries

Steven Wright - When The Leaves Blow Away 2006

01 Soundtrack

Steven Wright - A Steven Wright Special (Video) 1985

01 Video

Steven Wright - I Have A Pony 1985

01 Introduction
02 Ants
03 Hitchhiking
04 Ice
05 Dog Stay
06 Rachel
07 7's And Museums
08 Water
09 Jiggs Casey
10 Cross Country
11 Book Store
12 Winny
13 Apt
14 Babies And Skiing