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Albert Brooks - Comedy Minus One 1973

On: Monday, August 29, 2011

Albert Brooks
Albert Lawrence Einstein (yup!)
July 22, 1947

01 Introduction
02 Memoirs Of An Opening Act - Part 1
03 What Do You Think Of The Record
04 Memoirs Of An Opening Act Part 2
05 Another Kooky Krazy Kall
06 Another Introduction And A Stereo Demonstration
07 Rewriting The National Anthem
08 Another Kooky Krazy Kall
09 Comedy Minus One

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Party From Outer Space b/w Phone Call To Americans (Letter To Americans) (45) 1975
Rewriting The National Anthem Part 1 & 2 (45) 1973



George Carlin - Brain Droppings 1997

On: Thursday, August 25, 2011

George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin
New York, New York USA
May 12 1937 - Jun 22 2008
Official Site review
George Carlin's been working the crowd since "the counterculture" became "the over-the-counter culture" around 1967 or so; his new book, Brain Droppings, surfs on three decades of touring-in-support. It's the purest version of book-as-candy that one could imagine, serving up humor in convenient, bite-sized packages. Snack on chewy one-liners like "A meltdown sounds like fun. Like some kind of cheese sandwich." Or: "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." Brain Droppings also contains highlights from Carlin's concert repertoire, and that more than makes up for the occasional spray of pointless nihilism. Tell us, George, what exactly were you going for with "Kill your pet" and "Satan is cool"? Quick--hide the paper before Daddy sees it! Still, if you're a fan of this sarcastic semanticist who's given Bad Attitude not necessarily a good name, but at least a comfy bank account, by all means rush out and snag Brain Droppings. Carlin's book melts in your mind, not in your hand. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Publishers Weekly review
When a stand-up comedian writes a book, the audio version enjoys a clear advantage over the printed word. Timing, delivery and vocal expression are as important to humor as the actual joke itself. So it is with this very funny collection of essays, monologues, observations and jokes by 30-year comic veteran Carlin. A one-liner like "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed," moderately amusing in print, is hilarious in Carlin's bewildered tone. This audio contains "unabridged excerpts," which means that though it does not include everything from the book, the pieces that appear are performed in their entirety. The audio is paced nicely, alternating between long pieces (Carlin as a bureaucratic caveman calling a "staff meeting" to announce a new policy on human sacrifices), short observations and one-liners. Some of Carlin's older routines are included, such as his classic comparison of warlike football and friendly baseball. One note: this audio, like most of Carlin's humor, includes plenty of profanity, so parents may want to be cautious around the kiddies. Based on the 1997 Hyperion hardcover.  This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title. source Amazon

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Firesign Theatre - Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers 1970

On: Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Phil Austin
aka Philip Austin
Apr 06 1941 -

Peter Bergman
Peter Paul Bergman
Nov 29 1939 - Mar 12 2012 Age 72

David Ossman
Birth name
Dec 06 1936 -

Philip Proctor
aka Phil Proctor
Jul 28 1940 -

01 This Side
02 The Other Side

Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers 

Firesign Theatre - I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus 1971

Phil Austin
aka Philip Austin
Apr 06 1941 -

Peter Bergman
Peter Paul Bergman
Nov 29 1939 - Mar 12 2012 Age 72

David Ossman
Birth name
Dec 06 1936 -

Philip Proctor
aka Phil Proctor
Jul 28 1940 -

01 Side 1
02 Side 2

I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus

Joan Rivers - An Audience With Joan Rivers (DVD Soundtrack) 1984

Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Brooklyn, New York, USA
June 8 1933 -

Outrageous, shocking, controversial and undoubtedly funny, the "acid queen of stand-up" Joan Rivers hosts An Audience with... The Daytime Emmy Award winner has her celebrity audience crying with laughter from start to finish as well as causing a number of jaws to hit the ground with her countless daring and racy comments. Rivers’ ability to make people laugh in spite of themselves is clearly on display and is what makes her a much acclaimed, loved and celebrated stand up comedian.   Source:

01 Soundtrack

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Jackie Martling - Hot Dogs And Donuts 1998

Jackie Martling
John Coger Martling, Jr.
Mineola, New York, on Long Island, USA
Feb 14 1948 -

01 Poops & Probes
02 Jammers & Geniuses
03 Smooches & Stammers
04 Munchers & Mares
05 Nips & Necklaces
06 Odors & Officers
07 Eaters & Errors
08 Contemplators & Calculators
09 Abstainers & Architects
10 Condiments & Compliments
11 Barf & Breadwinners
12 Humpers & Holders
13 Clammers & Chubbies
14 Turds & Trims
15 Chasers & Cruisers
16 Pullers & Puppets
17 Gamblers & Grunters
18 Pooches & Perverts
19 Semen & Showmen
20 Gigolos & Gormets
21 Pharmacists & Fishes
22 Polin' the Colon
23 Squirters & Soilers
24 Siblings & Surprises
25 Leches & Lures
26 Tears & Trades


Andy Griffith - Just For Laughs 1958

On: Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Andy Griffith
Andy Samuel Griffith
Jun 01 1926 - Jul 03 2012 age 86
Official Site

01 What It Was, Was Football
02 Silhouettes
03 Opera Carmen
04 There's No Time For Sergeants
05 Romeo And Juliet
06 Make Yourself Comfortable
07 Swan Lake
08 Conversation With A Mule

Anna Russell - Anna Russell Sings 1953 (UK)

01 Coloratura Blues
02 I Love The Spring
03 Da Nyet
04 Ah Lover
05 Schlumpf Jen'aipas
06 My Heart Is Red
07 I Gave My Love
08 Schreechenrauf

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Billy Crystal - Mahvelous 1985

Billy Crystal
William Edward Crystal
New York City, New York USA
Mar 14 1948 -
Official Site

01 I Hate When That Happens
02 'Live' From The Bottom Line
03 Godammit, You...Bastard
04 A Mind Of Its Own
05 Now
06 Sammy For Africa
07 'You Look Marvelous'
08 Where's Your Messiah Now
09 Buddy Young, Jr.
10 Howard Cosell, Right There
11 Face
12 Fernando's Special Gift

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