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Andrew Dice Clay
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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Just when you thought you where safe, the "indestructible" Andrew Dice Clay is back with a brand new stand-up comedy special - his first in 15 years - proving he is still the undisputed heavyweight comedy king. Filmed in Chicago at the Arcada Theater, Dice picks up where he left off, taking on every taboo topic from gay marriage to racial stereotypes to sexual exploits. ~Showtime
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Andrew Dice Clay
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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Dice Disputed is an American reality show on VH1. The show stars comedian Andrew 'Dice' Clay who was a popular comedian in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The show follows Clay as he struggles to recapture his past popularity while dealing with his fiancée and two sons. The series premiered on March 4, 2007, and lasted only seven episodes. It was produced by Jeff Kuntz.
The working title for the show was Andrew Dice Clay: Structured Chaos.
S01E01 "Unfinished Business" Dice goes back to his East coast roots to perform his first show since coming out of retirement. 22 min
S01E02 "The Road Trip: Miami Dice"" After firing his unsupportive agent, Dice books his own gig in Florida and designates close friend Todd as road manager. 22 min
S01E03 "It's Showtime?" In his first televised gig in a decade, Dice ignores warnings to suppress his bad temper when appearing on the Wendy Williams Experience. 22 min
S01E04 "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow" While packing the house to prepare for a move, Andrew searches for motivation to get fit before a magazine photo shoot. 22 min
S01E05 "Houston, We Have a Problem" In order to target a fresh audience with his new material, Dice enlists the help of a hot record producer to record a comedy album in Houston. 22 min
S01E06 "No Sleep Till BOOKlyn" Dice travels to New York to appear on the Howard Stern show, uncertain whether they will reconcile their feud of ten years. 22 min
S01E07 "The Big Show" Dice feels the pressure at home and on the road as he prepares for his biggest gig in years, a sold out 2000 seat show with Artie Lange airing live on Sirius Radio. 22 min
S01E06 Bonus Clips Dice Undisputed: Episode 6 Extras
S01E07 Bonus Clips Dice Undisputed: Episode 7 Extras
S01E06 Show Clips Dice Undisputed: Episode 6 Highlights
S01E07 Show Clips Dice Undisputed: Episode 7 Highlights
S01E05 Show Clips Dice Undisputed: Episode 5 Highlights
Andrew Dice Clay
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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Amazingly, this 1980s icon of sexual loathing and resentment has managed to keep his career going into the new millennium. All of the things the comedian is known for--misogyny, racism, free-floating anger--are on full display here. For Dice Clay, sex is an instrument of domination and humiliation. His riffs on the subject are repetitive and dull; the man makes any sex act sound as exciting as a plumbing maneuver. The comic's nasty remarks about Asians on "K2Y/China Diner" are as clichéd as they are awful. On "Midgets 2000" he goes after midgets with inexplicable hostility. Can this rant actually be considered comedy? Face Down, Ass Up's irritated trash talk feels like it goes on for hours. This is the work of one tired, juiceless bad boy. Dice Clay, or at least his comic persona, appears to be played out. ~Ian Conde Amazon
01 Banana Girl
02 Dice Funk-Up
03 He Said, She Said
04 Sid and the Oriental
05 K2Y: China Diner
06 Poem
07 Big Head
08 Midgets 2000
09 Banana Nose
10 Big Tit/Pin Tit
11 K2Y: Wife
12 Sid: All Bound Up
13 Never Marry Her
14 For Who, For Her, For What
15 Honeymoon
16 Honeymoon's Over
17 Road Call
18 Date Night at the Movies
19 Home or Office, You Decide
20 Pencil Room
21 Old School Phone
22 My Cum
23 Grocery, Pt 1
24 Fish Tank
25 Grocery, Pt 2
26 Rita's Ass Funnel
27 Flat Ass/Fat Ass
28 My Statement
29 Fat Ass House Mix
30 Sid: In the Toilet
31 Club 33 - Andrew Dice Clay, Snoop Dogg
32 Good 4 U
33 Club 33 (Reprise) - Andrew Dice Clay, Snoop Dogg
Andrew Dice Clay
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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Sep 29 1957 -
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Filth finds Dice straddling the line between his legendary early material and the modern 'lame dirty comic' approach of Face Down Ass Up. Disc one is definitely the weaker of the two, wasting too much time on gross-but-not-very-funny sex jokes comparable - and at times identical - to those found in abundance on Drop Your Ass And Lift Up Your Butt. Eleven minutes of dull obscene rhymes sung to corny lounge jazz, segments with titles like "My Cum" and "Bongo Pussy," and impressions of Sammy Davis Jr., Sylvester Stallone and John Travolta that all sound remarkably like Andrew Dice Clay are not on my list of Andrew Dice Clay 'must-hear's, nor is yet another serious love song (!? WHY!?!??), so a lot of this one is as eh pbbllll as a frapp blll. It certainly has some truly witty moments though, including Dice's knockout review of Little House On The Prairie (starring "Michael Douglas" -- or "Asshole Cancer"), an inexcusably graphic description of a woman performing fellatio in a Chevron bathroom, and a pair of angry rants about midgets and people with big heads (that he would later revisit on Face Butt). ~excerpt, MPrindle
01 Cliff McGiver
02 Muffet Blews
03 Mancow
04 I Love My Fans
05 Joey Big Head
06 Midget Mania
07 Ball Gag Mania
08 Bun Pig
09 My Cum
10 Flat _ Fat Mania
11 Bongo Pussy
12 Ladies Man
13 Hobbies _ Golf _ Twat
14 Crowd Pig
15 Rag Fun
16 Olympic Mania
17 Dice Revues Little House18 My Kind Of Girl
19 The Best Is Yet To Come
20 He Said, She Said
21 Dice On Smoking
22 Chink Mania
23 Crowd Banter
24 Older _ Younger
25 Money Management
26 Clinton Rules
27 Monicunt
28 Monicunt's Fatter Friend
29 Camel Jockey Mania
30 Greeting Cards
31 Wackbag House (Remix)
32 Bird Mania
33 Florida Mania
34 More Crowd Banter
35 The Receptionist
36 Stone Cunt
37 Mother's Advice
38 Yet, More Crowd Banter
39 Dice On Comedy
40 Cheating And Hookers
41 Margot Mania
42 Walters Mania
43 Old Buddy
44 Family Man
45 Little House Unplugged
46 Chucky
47 Extra President Stuff
48 Coffee Mania
49 Computer Nerd
50 Filthy
51 Dirty, Filthy, Nasty
52 Jim Norton
53 More Jim Norton
54 It's Just Sooooo Dirty
55 Bound, Tied And Fucked
56 Dice In Vegas
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In his fifth comedy special Andrew Dice Clay is still funny but the special still doesn't hit the heights of "Dice Rules" as the best Diceman special ever in my opinion, "The Diceman Cometh" You get a tad less than an hour of comedy after the lackluster boxing opening skit.His best jokes of course revolve around various sexual acts as well as making fun of selected audience members. Sadly a few 'topical' jokes makes this special somewhat dated. But it IS a good return to form after the lackluster "For Ladies Only" special.
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This one is really good. It is actually as listener friendly as Dice got (though the material is still extremely crude) because his lampooning of everyday shopping at the begining could make anyone laugh. The title bit is very funny and the rest of the record is quite funny. It falls apart a little at the end and the songs don't help but overall the CD is great. ~Amazon customer
01 Dice Goes To The Mall
02 Dice Talks To The Salesman
03 Dice Buys A Suit
04 Dice On Disasters
05 Dice On Nutrition
06 Dice Just Says No Leno
07 Dice On Redheads
08 Dice On Lasting Relationships
09 Dice The Advocate
10 Dice Stops For Gas
11 Dice On Reading Material
12 Dice On Orgasms
13 Dice's Checklist
14 What A Mess
15 Dice On Redheaded Men
16 Dice Knows When To Say When
17 Dice On Complaints
18 Dice And Truckdrivers
19 Dice Jerks Off
20 Dice On Manners
21 Dice Vs. Pee-Wee
22 Dice At The Drive-Thru
23 Dice Gets Creative In Bed
24 Dice Learns To Mambo
25 Dice On Bodybuilders
26 Dice Does It Like Dis
27 Dice Has Random Thoughts
28 Dice Greeting Cards
29 Dice Rewrites History
30 Let Yourself Go
31 You May Be Dancing With Me
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact that Clay apparently thinks this movie is worth seeing is revealing and sad, indicating that he not only lacks a sense of humor, but also ordinary human decency. Roger Ebert
01 Intro 2:42
02 How Are Ya? 1:19
03 Birds 1:00
04 Phone Sex 2:20
05 Ya Can't Be Nice To Them 0:34
06 Christmas Presents 1:24
07 Hoidy Toidy Chicks 1:25
08 Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) 1:33
09 Japs 0:42
10 Handicaps, Cripples 2:03
11 Don't Move 1:06
12 Double Parking 0:29
13 The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) 2:15
14 The Driveway 0:19
15 Subway Travel 1:00
16 The Grocery Store 0:32
17 Industrial Size 0:40
18 The Urinal 0:14
19 1989 - A Review 6:08
20 Bad Press 1:13
21 Backwards 1:49
22 Shakin' Hands 0:29
23 Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) 1:13
24 Bambi 2:42
25 3 Beautiful Dates 3:52
26 Action 0:23
27 Debbie Duz Everything 2:59
28 Filthy In Bed 1:40
29 Salt & Pepper 0:14
30 Smokin' For Your Health 0:37
31 The News 0:48
32 Fat Orgasms 0:29
33 Black Chicks 0:42
34 A Vibrant Beautiful Women 0:36
35 Woman's World 0:32
36 The First Blow-Job 0:50
37 People Are Pricks 1:31
38 Ya Hear? 0:54
39 Apartment Life 0:50
40 Brooklyn Bad Boy 2:48
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Andrew Clay Silverstein
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All right, people--I'll be the first to admit Dice is no comic genius. He had a good two-year run, made a feature film (Ford Fairlane) that tanked, p.o.ed a lot of people in the process, and you know what? He's still out there doing it!
The media circus has died down, and while most Diceheads got their kicks from his first album (simply titled "DICE") and the video that came with it ("The Diceman Cometh"), this two-CD tour de force came, saw, conquered, and it'll be back in an hour--get it?
With almost two hours to kill, from start to finish, Dice takes his time with the show, and organically spouts jokes that end up being riotous. By the end, the whole crowd realizes they've been part of something timeless, and 14 years later, this album is still funny as hell.
His act might have gotten stale, but this is THE quintessential Dice album to own. ~Amazon customer
01 First Kiss
02 Holiday Season
03 The Tree
04 Texas
05 Places to Meet Chicks
06 The Gift
07 The Divider
08 Personal Delivery Service
09 Female Anatomy
10 Under 2 Minutes
11 Kids
12 Mothers, Daughters & Sisters
13 1990
14 Jerkin' Off
15 Milk & Shampoo
16 Laughter vs Comedy
17 While The Cats Away...
18 What'll It Be
19 Pizza
20 Concave
21 Frozen Foods
22 The Osmonds
23 Hot Mama
24 Turn-On Words
25 Rhyme Renditions
26 True Stories
27 Automatic Pilot
28 Dogs & Birds
29 Women Comics
30 Cigarettes
31 A History Lesson
32 Judy
33 Mother & Son
34 A+
35 What Did She Say
36 Double Date
37 Multiple Sclerosis
38 How Are Ya
39 Silence is Golden
40 Hour Back...Get It
41 Something Soft
Just when you thought you where safe, the "indestructible" Andrew Dice Clay is back with a brand new stand-up comedy special - his first in 15 years - proving he is still the undisputed heavyweight comedy king. Filmed in Chicago at the Arcada Theater, Dice picks up where he left off, taking on every taboo topic from gay marriage to racial stereotypes to sexual exploits. ~Showtime
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