Headline: Roseanne Barr Running For President

CNN-HLN: Roseanne Barr is running for president. She hopes to become the Green Party candidate.

VS-UC Editorial:

Just to clarify, that's running for the President Of The United States (that's a real job in a place where many of us live, including me.)   If elected, she promises to change her title from "President" to  "Domestic Goddess Of The United States" (nickname: Dog-ess). Opponents are airing her performance of her Star Spangled Banner to raise awareness.  She has chosen Professor Irwin Corey as her running partner, says Pauly Shore, her campaign manager.

Recall proceedings are already being planned, just in case something batshit crazy happens. Hey, Bush Jr. was elected, true?

---