Allan Sherman - My Name Is Allan 1965

On: Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Allan Sherman	Allan Copelon	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Nov 30 1924 – Nov 20 1973 age 48	Official Site	Wikipedia

01 It's a Mosty Unusual Play
02 The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
03 That Old Back Scratcher
04 Call Me
05 Peyton Place, U.S.A.
06 The Drinking Man's Diet
07 Secret Code
08 The Painless Dentist Song
09 Chim Chim Cheree
10 Go to Sleep, Paul Revere!
11 An Average Song

Parody

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His other material on this blog is "tagged" at the bottom of this post
WANTED

Best Of Allan Sherman 1965

More Folk Songs By Allan Sherman & His Friends 1962

Selections From The Fig Leaves Are Falling (Promo) 1968

A Gift Of Laughter, Best Of Allan Sherman Vol II 1986

Allan Sherman And You 1964

Chet Huntley - Chet Huntley Presents The Best of Washington Humor 1960

01 Sargent Shriver
02 Brooks Hays
03 Barry Goldwater
04 President Kennedy
05 Adlai Stevenson
06 Adlai E. Stevenson
07 Charles A. Halleck
08 Thruston B. Morton
09 Brooks Hays
10 Mortimer M. Caplin
11 Barry Goldwater
12 Donald Ray Matthews
13 Kenneth B. Keating

I'm Doin' It Right Now

On: Tuesday, April 6, 2010

OK, here it is.
I am sitting at a large table in what would be my dining room. I'm ripping some comedy LPS and preparing new posts.

friggin' TWEET

If anyone reeaaally needs to know what I am doing from moment to moment, read this post - anytime.

Jeez, who dreams up these things? Remember when everyone bought a CB rig and were calling "breaker breaker one-nine, how's the traffic on 235 at mile two oh" when they were heading to the mall? To the friggin' mall!

Tom Lehrer - Best Of That Was The Week That Was 1993

Tom Lehrer	Thomas Andrew Lehrer	New York, New York, USA
Apr 09 1928 -	Official Site	Wikipedia

Side 1

Side 2

Dr Murray Banks - Just In Case You Think You're Normal 1961

On: Monday, April 5, 2010

Dr Murray Banks	Birth name	Birthplace
Born/Died	Official Site	Wikipedia

Tracks 1-19

Moms Mabley - Comedy Ain't Pretty 2004

Moms Mabley	Loretta Mary Aiken aka Jackie Mabley	Brevard, North Carolina, USA
Mar 19 1894 – May 23 1975 age 81	More Bio	Wikipedia

01 Old Men
02 Soul Food
03 Children
04 Hip To Be Square
05 Backhanded In Church
06 Talkin' About Men
07 Hellen Hunt
08 Everybody's Crazy
09 Good Old Days
10 Friends
11 Air Plane Trip
12 White House Lawn
13 Fortune Teller

Stand-up

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ENJOY!

Her other albums on this blog are "tagged" at the bottom of this post
WANTED

& Pigmeat Markham - Laugh Time

I Like 'Em Young 1972

Live At The Apollo 1994

MILF

Moms At The Mich 1975

Moms' Dream 1991

Tivoli Theater

Mom Mabley Sings 1969

It's Your Thing 1969

The World's Prayer 1973

Bill Dana - Jose Jimenez In Orbit, Bill Dana On Earth 1962

On: Sunday, April 4, 2010

Bill Dana	William Szathmary	Quincy, Massachusetts USA
Oct 05 1924 -	Official Site Phone: (615) 330-3005 His Blog	Wikipedia

01 Everything's A-OK

02 Sing Along With Jose

03 The Rancher

04 The Skindiver

05 The US Senator

06 The Lion Tamer

07 My Funny Valentine

08 Christmas Sing Along With Jose, Jingle Bells

Stand-up

Kapp Records KL-1257

ENJOY!

WANTED

Best Of Jose Jimenez 1985

Hoo Ha! Direct From Noshville 1971

Shtick From Bill Dana's Hoo Ha! 1971

New Alice In Wonderland 1966

Cry b/w Jose's Dream (45) 1965

King Of The Surf (Part II) (45)

What Kind Of Fool Am I (45)

All I Need Is You b/w Make Nice (45) 1965

Jose Jimenezchevitz b/w Childhood Scenes (45) 1966

US Senator b/w Bob Sled Racer (45) 1960

Homework Missing Excuses - Checklist

On: Saturday, April 3, 2010

Dear <3rd grade English teacher>

Please pardon Ryan G for not returning his assignment with my signature.

O He was very sick.

O I was very sick.

O Everybody was sick. Please feel sorry for us and have mercy.

O The dog ate it.

O The hamster ate it.

O I ate it. We had Mexican for dinner and I thought it was a square tortilla.

O The dog made a bed out of it.

O The hamster made a bed out of it.

O The dog and the hamster ran away together to Tijuana, with his homework. We will miss them but wish them luck. They will need it.

O The wind whisked it away, lofted it up to the clouds, and it hasn’t come down yet.

O Terrorists stole his schoolbag.

X He left it in my car when I dropped him off at school. It has shoe prints all over it now.

O I signed it but left it on the kitchen table. Dull, but true.

O It was folded up, in his pocket all the time. Have mercy.

O He already gave it to you. YOU messed up.

O A Pokemon critter transformed it into his math homework. You already saw it and returned it.

O He messed up. NAIL HIM!

O I messed up and threw it away. But it WAS signed.

O He fell asleep working on his latest theorem and lost it in a stack of papers in his briefcase. So far: E=mc³. Sooooo close.

O He left it in a business meeting he had earlier that morning, before school.

O It fell into a paper shredder. Really, truly, honestly. It could happen.

O CNN is doing a story on it and kept the original.

O Aliens stole it. They signed it. They returned it to me. I am afraid to give it to you because it glows.

Sincerely,Mr. G

(Yes, I really did give this to his teacher. It worked. Once.)

Morecambe & Wise - Mr Morecambe Meets Mr Wise 1997 (UK)

Eric Morecambe	John Eric Bartholomew	Morecambe, Lancashire, England, UK
May 14 1926 – May 28 1984 age 58	Eric Morecambe (by daughter Gail) Morecambe & Wise Homepage Morecambe & Wise Tribute	Wikipedia Wikipedia M&W

Ernie Wise	Ernest Wiseman	Bramley, West Riding of Yorkshire, England
Nov 27 1925 – Mar 21 1999 age 73	Morecambe & Wise Tribute Site	Wikipedia M&W

01 Not Now Later
02 Indians
03 Singing The Blues
04 Ton Up Boy
05 Why Did I Let You Go
06 Impressions
07 Grieg Piano Concerto
08 Boom Oo Yatta-Ta-Ta
09 Tape Recorder
10 The Pibroch Bla
11 Get It Right Corporal
12 Song Of Youth
13 The Ambassador Of Khasiland

Shelley Berman - A Personal Appearance 1961

On: Friday, April 2, 2010

Shelley Berman	Sheldon Berman	Chicago, Illinois, USA
Feb 03 1925 -	Official Site	Wikipedia

01 Introduction / Dinner Napkin
02 TV Advertising
03 I Am Not A Folksinger
04 The Man In Room 702 ("I don't seem to have a window!")
05 The Conventioner
06 Intermission
07 Black Speck In The Milk
08 Fun With Cigarettes
09 Moments Of Agony
10 Encore: The Dentist