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On: Saturday, May 29, 2010

I worked with a fellow who mangled his sentences so often that I started writing them down.  If I can find those handwritten pages I will post some. For now, please enjoy the classic spoonerism (translation below in small text.)

"You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain."

(You have missed all my history lectures, and were caught lighting a fire in the quad. Having wasted two terms, you will leave by the next town train.)

3 comments on "Spoonerisms"

Laszlo said...

I love it - Post More!

Brett said...

My Mum has a touch of the spoonerisms. For example her favourite actor at the moment is Freegan Morman.

EricC said...

My favorite is "you are a shining wit"

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