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Pigmeat Markham - Tune Me In 1968

On: Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Pigmeat Markham
Dewey Markham
aka David Markham
Durham, North Carolina, USA
Apr 18 1904 – Dec 13 1981 age 77
Official Website


01 My Wife I Ain't Seen Her (Song) 2:48
02 My Wife I Ain't Seen Her 9:26
03 The Bachelor Apartment 6:09

04 Open The Door Richard (Song) 2:53
05 How To Make Love 9:59

 

 


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Chess – LPS 1526
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His other albums on this blog are "tagged" at the bottom of this post
WANTED
Anything Goes With Pigmeat 1962
Jive Talk 1991
Live At The Apollo 1994
See See Rider / You've Been A Good Old Wagon (78) 1950s
The Trial 1961
Would The Real Pigmeat Markham Please Sit Down 1973
Let's Have Some Heat (45)
My Wife No, I Ain't Seen Her 1 & 2 (45)
Pig's Popcorn (45) 1969
The Hip Judge (45) 1968

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Jasper Carrott - Rabbitts On And On And On 1975 (UK)

On: Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Jasper Carrott
Robert Norman Davis
Acocks Green, Birmingham, England, UK
Mar 14 1945 -

Recorded live at Robuck in Birmingham and The Fletchhampstead in Coventry.

01 Introduction
02 Spaghetti Junction
03 The Boggery
04 Sex Supermarket
05 In Concert
06 Local Radio
07 BBC Medical
08 Magic Roundabout
09 Jersey
10 Waggy's Testimonial
11 Learner Driver
12 Tribute To Eric Idle My Idol
 



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DJM DJLPS462
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Sinbad - Afros And Bellbottoms Soundtrack 1993

On: Saturday, October 20, 2012

Sinbad
David Adkins
Benton Harbor, Michigan, USA
Nov 10 1956 -
Official Site

Sinbad is one of the funniest and most versatile talents in the world of comedy. This "A Different World" alumni and Redd Foxx protege has starred in numerous films including "First Kid," "House Guest" with Arnold Schwarzaneggar and "The Cherokee Kidd" with James Coburn & Gregory Hines. Now, Sinbad gives us a blast from the past with his critically acclaimed HBO comedy special "Afros & Bellbottoms." "Afros & Bellbottoms" is a self-styled monologue on the "good ol days" when dashikis, afros, bellbottoms, platform shoes and collars wide enough to take hang gliding were the hit! To see Sinbad perform is to experience comic genius at its highest level. You will laugh out loud as Sinbad takes you on an "old school" ride as only he can. The Codeblack Comedy Collection is proud to present "Sinbad: Afros & Bellbottoms" for the first time ever on DVD. The Codeblack Comedy Collection, bringing you the brightest stars in American comedy. Amazon



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Leona Anderson - Music To Suffer By 1958

On: Thursday, October 18, 2012

Leona Anderson
Leona Aronson
Saint Louis, Missouri, USA
April 20 1885 - Dec 25 1973 age 78
Official Site

Leona Anderson secured her spot in Space Age Pop history with her aptly-titled 1957 album, Music to Suffer By. Anderson made bad singing a legitimate, if entirely unnecessary, form of entertainment. She reveled in the limitations and deficiencies in her singing voice and her publicity proudly proclaimed her as "the World's Most Horrible Singer." She milked her lack of talent into her own special shtick, and ended up landing spots on The Ernie Kovacs Show and other 50s variety series.
Ironically, Anderson had legitimate showbiz roots. Although born into a midwest Jewish family, her older brother Max became perhaps the world's first cowboy movie star, making one- and two-reelers for the Essanay Studio in Niles, California as early as 1915, billed as "Bronco Billy" Anderson. Leona studied singing, unbelievable though it may seem, and the liner notes of Music to Suffer By claim she had landed a spot in a George M. Cohan show by the time she was 15. Something in that claim is off, since Cohan's first Broadway revue wasn't until 1901, and the only Leona Anderson credited with appearances on Broadway is another lady entirely.
We do know that she wound up in the movies, if only sporadically. Her name shows up in several films made at the Astoria Studios in New York City. She must have moved to California to join her brother, since she shows up again in several films made there in the early 1920s. One was a short satirizing Rudolph Valentino, starring Stan Laurel as "Rhubarb Vaselino," and the other a western directed by her brother.
One assumes she worked in radio and vaudeville after that, for by the early 1950s, she had become known for her awful singing, which was apparently an act she created to mock the pompous style of serious opera singers. "Opera singers just can't kid themselves properly ... they can never let their voices go." Anderson, on the other hand, let hers go anywhere it chose to wander, in a manner rather like a drunk's random walk--up, down, and in between the scale. In comparison with the better-known opera comedienne, Anna Russell, though, Anderson's act wasn't something that could sustain an entire show single-handedly. Unlike Florence Foster Jenkins or Mrs. Miller, to whom she's usually compared, Anderson doesn't appear to have been naive, but rather, dissembling. "I'm not sure whether she knew she was funny--but I have my suspicions," one of her acquaintances, jazz label artist (and comb player) Paul Bacon, has commented.
Somewhere in the mid-1950s, she recorded a single, "Fish," for a small New York City label. Anderson's co-conspirators were two other figures in fringe entertainment: Bill Baird, a pioneering puppeteer best remembered for performing the marionette scene in "The Sound of Music"; and Tony Burrello, who recorded another famous 7" slice of discord, "There's a New Sound (The Sound of Worms Eating Your Brain)," that pops up occasionally on the Dr. Demento radio show. Her catterwauling was accompanied by Baird on tenor tuba and Burrello on calliope, which also makes this perhaps the only known pairing of this instruments.
Inventive television comic Ernie Kovacs heard it and was inspired to build one of his recurring routines around it. Kovacs would stand next to a knight's suit of armour and periodically open the visor. Out would come the discordant tones of Ms. Anderson's singing. Later, Kovacs had her appear live and offer viewers a taste of her act. Kovacs' widow, Edie Adams, later recalled that ""She knew she was camp, but she was very funny, and very sweet." This tidbit of notoriety probably led Unique Records to record and release Music to Suffer By, quite consciously packaged as a joke. It probably also led to her landing a small part in the 1958 Vincent Price horror film, "The House on Haunted Hill."
Her show-biz career appears to have come to a close not longer after that, and she died at the age of 88 in a retirement home not far from where her brother first started making movies. SpaceAgePopMusic
01 I Love Paris 1:58
02 Chloe 3:02
03 Hep Cat 2:21
04 Habanera from "Carmen" 2:11
05 Il Bacio 1:54
06 Tell Me A Tall Tale 2:24
07 Indian Love Call 3:06
08 Limburger Lover 2:47
09 Giannina Mia 2:22
10 Rats In My Room 2:11
11 Yo Ho The Crow 2:06
12 Italian Street Song 1:32
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13 Fish 2:14 (her 78rpm single)




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Hattie Noel - Whole Of Hattie Noel 1961

On: Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Hattie Noel
Celeste Noel
Feb 02 1893 - Nov 13  1969 age 76
Official Site


Black singer/songwriter Hattie Noel sang with Count Basie at the Reno Club in Kansas City in 1936. Got a spot on Eddie Cantor's radio show in 1938. Later appeared in films: Kitty Foyle (1940), The Return of Frank James (1940), Irene (1940), Lady For a Night (1941), and King's Row (1942). In the show Try And Get It and shared the bill with Louis Armstrong in 1943.
Recorded for MGM in 1948-1949 on sessions supervised by Dootsie Williams, who likely recorded and played piano on the three ultra-rare party records which Hattie Noel recorded for Dootsie William's Blue Records between 1950-1951 which were: Hot Nuts b/w Chattanooga; Blue records 104 (1950), Mama Likes To Take Her Time b/w My Military Man; Blue records 109 (1950) and If I Can't Sell It I'll Keep On Sittin' On It b/w Find Out What They Like And Give It To 'Em; Blue Records 111 (1951).
If I Can't Sell It I'll Keep Sittin' On It written by Hattie Noel is a saucy party record about a brown-skinned gal named Amanda Moore with piano accompaniment by Dootsie Williams (founder of Dootone records) with clever song lyrics featuring a couple of levels of funny and insightful meaning.
Find Out What They Like And Give It To 'Em was written by Hattie Noel and Dootsie Williams is another extremely risque novelty number, again with excellent piano accompaniment from Dootsie Williams and is about a woman who has finally figured out how to make her man happy.
Very rare novelty/party records are on the Dootone subsidiary label Blue Records.


01 The Second Hole
02 I've Got A Cherry
03 The Razor Blade
04 The Nudist Colony
05 Big & Little Buts
06 Working Under Somebody
07 The Upper Berth
08 The Hope Chest
09 Sex After Death
10 Hold Your Nuts
11 Legs Apart
12 Johnny's Hot Rod




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Shelley Berman - I'm Shelley Berman, Let Me Tell You A Funny Story 1965 (UK)

On: Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Shelley Berman
Sheldon Berman
Chicago, Illinois, USA
Feb 03 1925 - 

United Kingdom release

01 Department Store
02 Father And Son
03 Complete Neuroses
04 Morning After
05 Flowers
06 Airline Routine






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Music For Pleasure MFP1269
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Lou Holtz - Lou Holtz Laugh Club 1940s

On: Monday, October 15, 2012

Lou Holtz
Birth name
Apr 11 1893 - Sep 22 1980 age 87
Official Site 

Lou Holtz is one of those "footnote" kind of comics; not exactly unique, far from brilliant.. Simply good enough to get noticed, make a nice living, and work with some of the top talents of his day. Lou's shtick was Yiddish dialect humor and telling funny stories. He ran hot and cold, capable of raising up a few belly laughs at his best and downright grating at his worst. His easy, conversational style and borderline blue humor made him a Catskills mainstay for decades. He was also a shameless gag recycler. In the 1940s, author Robert Bloch happened to meet Holtz and asked him about the source of his material. In response he summoned his dresser, who was a mute, and asked him for "the book." The dresser nodded and pulled a small black notebook from his jacket-pocket, handing it to Mr. Holtz. The comic held up the little black notebook and nodded.  "Here it is," he said. "My material." "For this show?" I asked. "For all my shows," Holtz responded." Including the radio programs, the revues, the nightclub acts. Over the years I've used maybe fifty, sixty stories. What more do I need?"
Lou Holtz shared the stage with Ed Wynn in Manhattan Mary as the smooth-talking agent Sam Platz and was on hand when Paramount's Astoria studios on Long Island filmed the musical as Follow the Leader in 1930. Between a couple of editions of George White's Scandals and a starring role in You Said It, a 1931 college-themed musical comedy that played for 192 performances, this was Holtz's peak both as a comic on Broadway and in film. In 1934, he was one of the first comics to appear in Columbia's Musical Novelties, the studio's first "official" two-reel comedies, doing his dialect shtick in School for Romance and When Do We Eat?. These two shorts marked the end of Lou Holtz's film career, although he's one of an endless number of writers who contributed gag material to MGM's bloated Ziegfeld Follies (1946). Holtz's storytelling abilities were put to their most effective use on radio where he most notably clowned for Rudy Vallee through the 1930s. At some point in the early 50s, Holtz starred in a syndicated series entitled The Lou Holtz Laugh Club, a daily series of five-minute programs (3:30 without the ads) that featured Lou, "America's favorite storyteller", as "the chairman of the Laugh Club". The format was effective and simple; the show opened with a one-liner followed by a bit of crosstalk between Holtz and his Southern-accented assistant "Ginger", a story, and a final bit of crosstalk with Ginger. Lou would then "adjourn the meeting" with the whack of a gavel. The shows were recorded before an audience of perhaps ten or fifteen people who, only rarely, seem not to be forcing their guffaws. The Lou Holtz Laugh Club was syndicated by Laffaday, Inc., which I have to assume was Holtz's own enterprise, and I can't imagine he didn't make a healthy return on this little program.     And a followup reader comment:
"Lyla Budnick, the kid sister of Larry Fine of The 3 Stooges told me that Holtz offered to let Fine develop an act from Holt's material. She told me Larry was honored, Holtz had said something to the effect that Larry's charm and gentle nature was perfect for delivering the material, etc. Larry considered it, but he and Moe really wanted to keep the Stooges going if at all possible." Third Banana


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67 - 74 Episodes 67 - 74
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Bernie Green - Musically Mad 1959 (Canada)

On: Sunday, October 14, 2012

Bernie Green
Bernard Greenwald
New York City, New York, USA
Sep 14 1908 - Aug 8 1975 age 66
Official Site

Space age pop maestro Bernie Green was born in New York City on September 14, 1908. After studying music at New York University's College of Fine Arts, he began working in radio, an experience that culminated in 1940 when he was hired to serve as musical director for The Henry Morgan Radio Show. Given his own three-minute headlining spot on each broadcast, Green introduced a series of original compositions that later resurfaced on his LPs for RCA Victor. During his eight-year stint with Morgan, he also wrote and conducted scores for the Dashiell Hammett-inspired "The Fat Man" as well as "The Clock," which aired on ABC radio from 1946 to 1948. When "The Clock" moved to NBC television in 1949, Green migrated to the fledgling medium as well, and in 1952 was named musical director of the Wally Cox cult-classic Mr. Peepers. His other television gigs included Pulitzer Prize Playhouse, Adventure, The United States Steel Hour, and Caesar's Hour. Green launched his recording career with More Than You Can Stand in Hi-Fi, a wry satire of the current vogue for stereophonic releases that features such absurd moments as Brahms' "Hungarian Rhapsody #2" arranged solely for kettle drum. His sense of humor no doubt landed him the RCA release Musically MAD, an LP commissioned and inspired by the popular humor magazine MAD. But Green's indisputable masterpiece remains 1961's Futura. Conceived for RCA's renowned Stereo Action series, the album is an unexpectedly challenging experiment in electronics and tape manipulation on par with more celebrated musique concrète recordings of the same period. Futura made little impact at retail, however, and Green spent the remainder of the 1960s in television, highlighted by a stint as musical director for the variety series The Garry Moore Show. Beginning in 1968, he also scored and conducted the annual Miss Universe and Miss USA pageants each year until his death on August 8, 1975, at his home in Westport, CT.

01 Concerto for Two Hands 2:10
02 Morgan on the Mikado 3:57
03 Anvils, Of Course 2:15
04 Mad Fan's Square Dance 1:52
05 The Skater and His Dog 2:13
06 Gunsmirk Suite 6:40
07 Morgan on Wagner 4:38
08 The Green Bee 1:43
09 Alfred in the Circus 2:18
10 Give Me That Good Old Progressive Jazz 2:19
11 Clinkerated Chimes 2:35
12 Two Guitars, A Banjo and a Mandolin 2:30
13 Laughing Raymond 2:39


 
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RCA Victor LPM-1929
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Professor Schnitzel - As I Was Saying (45) 1962

On: Saturday, October 13, 2012

Professor  Schnitzel
Theodore L Rickenbach
aka Ted Rickenbach
aka Professor Herman F Schnitzel
Turkey Hollow, Pennsylvania, USA
~1903 - Jul 29 1969 age 66
Official Site
Wikipedia

DD's parents had a record collection, one which demonstrated how much they hated music. The stuff they were into: Assorted records by piano hacks Ferrante & Teicher, a duo who turned popular tunes into muzak; a collection of the Ray Coniff Singers, a vocal group which turned pop hits into muzak, the complete works of Robert Goulet and crap from Mitch Miller's Sing Along With Mitch show.
When it came to 45's, their taste was almost as dire. Think novelties like Rolf Harris's "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport," "Sukiyaki" by Kyu Sakamoto and the absolute pinnacle of elevator music, "The Girl from Ipanema." However, the neighbors -- who were Pennsylvania Dutch -- were another matter.
The Musselmans introduced me to Professor Schnitzel's records. Schnitzel was a stand-up comedian from Lancaster who traded on humorous foibles particular to the Pennsylvania Dutch country, which my hometown, Pine Grove, was smack dab in the middle of.
The Pennsylvania Dutch were good at three things: beer, potato chips and sausage. The chip companies in Lebanon and Lancaster counties were the best in the world. By way of example, nothing made in California, or by the food giant Lay's, compared or compares favorably with Utz.
Interestingly, it took the Pennsylvania Dutch a bit to get sausage right. The natives tended to undercook their pork, the result being that the PA Dutch country had the highest rates of trichinosis infection in the country well into the Eighties. Tastes good, though!
But back to Professor Schnitzel, who issued his jokes on 45's, of which DD believes there are four: "As I Was Saying...", "Schussel Along with Schnitzel," "Imagine That" and his first, "Pennsylvania Dutch Spoken Hereabouts" -- all on Buch Records of Lancaster, PA.
"As I Was Saying... is another in a series of records giving you a taste of Pennsylvania Dutch flavored humor and stories," reads the jacket copy from 1962. "Ingredients: a bit of spice, logic and tall stories of the gay Dutch, served to you platter style by none other than the famous Professor Schnitzel, one of Pennsylvania's outstanding humorists for more than three decades. He bubbles with humor and friendliness, and dispenses corn, comedy and nonsense in a thick Pennsylvania Dutch accent ... [Professor Schnitzel] has become our local ambassador of goodwill to millions of people throughout the nation." The last sentence may overstate the case somewhat.
For "As I Was Saying...", Schnitzel expounds on his "courting days" as well as his Uncle Louie, who seemed either to be always having sex or knocking on doors answered by nude women. [See also What Do You Say to a Naked Lady? by Alan Funt.]
Another prominent feature of Pennsylvania Dutch humor is the shit joke.
A good Pennsylvania Dutchman thinks there is nothing quite so funny as a mess in someone else's pants. Indeed, the love of brown humor was and is so ingrained, copy editors at the Morning Call newspaper in Allentown used to have to regularly purge it from columns contributed by a local pastor, prior to publication.
Professor Schnitzel contributes his own gentle version of the shit joke, one containing absolutely no four letter words. The fifty second routine, from an old copy of "As I Was Saying..." is here. The astute listener will immediately notice the crowd laughter appears to be from a women's social event.
[Big thanks and a tip o' the hat to Rick Noll of Bona Fide Records in Pennsyltucky for reuniting DD with the old professor.] -Dick Destiny

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02 Side 2





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